"Matt" rhymes with...

Holy shit. I just Googled myself (Heh. I love typing that.) to see if this blog was showing up yet (it's not) and found a picture of myself when I was 300 pounds. Eww! The picture posted at the top right of this blog is more recent and, minus a few gray hairs, more accurate. It was a shock to see my round, bearded face staring back at me after all this time. I forgot I'd posted it and have no idea how to go about un-posting it. Damn. I hope nobody I know sees that. (Christian, I'm looking in your general direction.)